Big News
While I'm still busy with the work, I thought I'd take a moment to talk about something that's been brewing.I'm putting together an online screenwriting group.Annabel and I are working on the domain,...
View ArticleScreenwriting Group
The last time we talked, I mentioned setting up an invite-only online screenwriting group.I'm happy to report that things have gone off without a hitch.All but one person accepted the invitation to...
View ArticleTrannys and Fornication
My month of work is finally coming to a close, and I'm once again free to regale you with tales of debauchery and mayhem.But that's later.Today I want to talk about television.First, let's get the...
View ArticleWhen it Rains
Sorry for the lack of updates, but I've been incredibly busy the last couple weeks.I don't really want to get into it all right now, but it hasn't been fun.Anyway, I have surgery scheduled next week,...
View ArticleAlive and Well
Just a quick note to let you all know I'm home from surgery and all is well.We'll be returning to your regularly update schedule shortly.Hope you enjoyed the hiatus, because it's back to fucking and...
View ArticleThe Ex Files - Volume 1
I've already told you a little about this certain ex-girlfriend in the past, but as with any story worth telling, there was a lot I just couldn't squeeze in the first time around.Now if you know me at...
View ArticleHollywood Bound Opening
Just a quick note to let you guys know we have an opening in our online screenwriting group.I already have a couple people in mind that would be a good fit with the group, but wanted to mention it in...
View ArticleNo More Movies
I hadn't planned on writing about the strike.To somehow discuss the impact it's having on my plans to break into the industry, when professional writers are out there making real sacrifices to their...
View ArticleEyes Wide Shut
I kept wondering what would be an appropriate comeback post after such a long hiatus, and I think I've finally figured out.Ejaculation.See, about a year or so ago, something really strange started...
View ArticleAnonymous Douchebaggery and Me!
I love the smell of pussy in the morning.And not just the kind with freshly shaven hair, either.The kind with pent up, latent homosexual rage and a hard on for moi.That's quite alright, though. It...
View ArticleA Letter to Natalie
I still don't have much to say here on my blog, but I thought I would share the latest letter I sent my ex about our son.---Natalie,I've all but given up hope that I'll hear from you, but I had to try...
View Articleʇɹoɥs ɐ ƃuıʞɐɯ
˙ɐʎ ɹoɟ ,uıɯoɔ ı puɐ ןǝqɐuuɐ ɟo punos ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ¿punos ʇɐɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ noʎ 'ʇınɔɹıɔ ןɐʌıʇsǝɟ˙ƃuoן sǝʇnuıɯ 02 oʇ 8 ƃuıɥʇǝɯos oʇuı ʇı ǝsuǝpuoɔ puɐ ʎɹʇ puɐ sɐǝpı ǝɹnʇɐǝɟ ɹno ɟo ǝuo ǝsn oʇ ƃuıoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ʞuıɥʇ...
View ArticleFlying Solo. Maybe.
I sure hope nobody still reads this blog.How sad would that be? Checking back day after day long after I've totally abandoned you like a cheap whore. Then again, if that were the case, I just blew your...
View ArticleRock and Motherfucking Roll
In case you haven't heard the big news, Chinese Democracy is finally scheduled to drop, November 25th. Of this year. About fucking time, Axl. About fucking time.But even with the second coming of Mr....
View Article2009
I've slacked. Oh, how I've slacked.I'm good at slacking. It's what I do. It's what I've always done.When I worked for the man, I could crank out a week's worth of productivity in about six hours. Tops....
View ArticleResolutions, Bright and Early
Who knew this would be so difficult? This is now my second third page one rewrite on this post.Maybe it's because I'm not used to trying to form coherent thoughts this early.I've never been one to get...
View ArticleBack to Back
That's right, people. Two days in a row of eating healthy and writing for at least one hour.I feel like Hercu-fucking-les.Now that we're done with the sunshine and rainbows, let's get to ugly truth.I...
View ArticleThree-peat!
Still trying to find my story, but I'm continuing to write for at least an hour a day and eat healthy.That's three days in a row, gotta be some sort of world record for me.And I know, I know - I'm...
View ArticleRegular Updates. For Realz.
See this? I'm updating regularly again.Enjoy it while it lasts.Still writing an hour a day and eating healthy. I think the stars have aligned in 2009 - for this first week, at least. Don't expect this...
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